orgy juice

we scared evan pretty bad today. we aren't used to having a guy around, especially a little highschooler. i don't actually think he's scared, he just likes to tease us, by yelling "rape" or "i need a chaperone" whenever he's alone with one of us. how did we do this? well, we have a few running jokes...
(1) he was involved in the starting of the "orgy juice" nickname, (see yesterday's post) and as such we would give him a hard time whenever he was alone in a room with a girl, so maybe he's just trying to make it clear that he is in greater danger of being raped than being a rapist
(2) a comment was made about someone making someone's body not a temple. this was actually months ago, but we think it's a great phrase and reuse it often.
(3) we make up contests for how young, attractive, male customers can win free smoothies. i won't say what they are, but you can guess...
(4) "things i would do if i weren't mormon"...mostly just the basics...drinking, drugs, sex...mostly sex. especially prostitution. jamba doesn't pay very well. but not the dirty-street corner kind. we've planned out a referral system, so basically it could be the "orgy juice escort service"... we'd build up specific clientele, and have already discussed some individuals who would be pre-approved.

i'll stop there, lest i get too scandalous.