babies!

a couple weeks ago at my sisters 2nd of 3 wedding receptions, our old roommie, pamela, told us that she and jeff were going to have a little pam&jeff. she called it her little avocado, because that's about how big it is so far. she told me today that it will indeed be a little pam. i'm so excited! pam is one of my faves, and when her and jeff finally got married i was freaking happy. ask the chalice of evil. she was at the reception too and was probably aware that i was way more happy than single girls usually are at their friends weddings. aaahhh!!! (that is a happy yell.)

so, i've been working a lot lately with this kid named evan. he's pretty cool. mostly because he's a good worker and very cooperative. i ask him to do something, he says "yes ma'am" (or sometimes "yes'm"...highly entertaining), and does it. no whining or complaining or attempts to push things off on other people; even the really yucky jobs. one of the other managers told me that if she were 5 years younger she'd have a little crush on him...i agreed, but with the stipulation that i be 10 years younger. he's pretty much a baby. really funny though: the other day some girls came in, wearing some byu gear, and one left him a note with her number. haha! we got a good chuckle out of that. also, we kid him a LOT about the other high-schoolers, since there are way more girls that work at jamba. one day he and one of the girls went to get something from the freezer, and were in there kind of a long time. probably just didn't know where things are since they're new, but we gave them a hard time about it. susan (who is flippin hilarious!) told them to stop making out and get to work. "this is jamba juice, not orgy juice." so now there's kind of a big joke about making out in the freezer. (boys, keep that in mind if you ever feel like starting some rumors...come by and i'll give you a tour of the walk-in freezer. we can keep each other warm;)

i love susan. she was really mad today. her apartment complex is kicking her out at the end of the summer because they sold her contract to someone else for more $$. retarded. especially since her roommate signed a contract with the stipulation that they stay together in the same apartment, but won't let her out of hers. she was pretty upset and tried to talk to them about it, but they suck. and so she tried to get another apartment for fall somewhere else, but they called her back and said that due to a bad reference from where she lives now they wouldn't let her live there. so in a couple months she will be homeless. big mess. don't live at the omni apartments on 5th west. they're nice apartments, but the management sucks. maybe they'd be happier if they were having some babies.

this ain't a scene, it's a [gosh darn] arms race

ryan, you're always wanting someone to beat up...