wow! i feel really good right now...

pam said that at the beginning of her big speech on tonight's episode of the office. i didn't get to watch it though cuz i was working...
so, you know on batman how the joker puts poisons in a bunch of different products and that if you combine them in certain ways it will kill you? tonight i discovered that there is a similar combination, that might seem like it would kill you, but actually made me feel really great...

don't eat for at least 18 hrs. (i think it might help with absorption) and use the following items...
1. mysterious unknown brand of cold medicine (little yellow tablets)
2. two-liter of diet dark cherry vanilla coke (lots of caffeine, and kind of tastes like medicine)
3. roll of tropical life-savers
4. large bottle of aspirin
5. large tube of icy-hot

then, even if you are stuck with a store full of incompetent, slacker high-schoolers all night, you'll have a great buzz and forget that when you got there you were in serious pain in a variety of places in your body.

you might also be awake until after 4am. but hey, that's a side effect i'm willing to live with. better than the muscle spasms, massive headache, and sore throat.

get busy living or get busy dying
...breathing just passes the time
until we all just get old and die.
now talking's just a waste of breath
and living's just a waste of death

i'm not really a drug addict. i just don't have health insurance, so i have to OD on OTC Ds instead of going to the doc for a 'scrip.